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Pick of the Week

28th May 2014

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Here’s my grab-bag pick of the best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.

Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and am not sure her Grisogono will ever recover!

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Pick of the best stories & pics

Avril Lavigne, Shoreline Amphitheatre in Mountain View, California

Avril Lavigne raised much Mountain View in shiny short shorts and suspenders (cheekypopdivadigest

Recent/related stories:

Avril Lavigne nearly lost her bikini bottoms! (Pick of the Week, 13th May)
Miley Cyrus performing at Halle Tony Garnier, Lyon France

Miley Cyrus Bangerzed on with much wacky crotch rubbing, ass wagging and sex toy cluthing as her tour reached Lyon (cheekypopdivadigest

Recent/related stories:

Miley Cyrus gave #dirtyhippie Instagram tongue (Pick of the Week, 21st May)
Pixie Lott, Amber Lounge gala in Monaco

Bromley-born popstrel Pixie Lott kicked ’em off at Monaco’s Amber Lounge gala (cheekypopdivadigest

A treat for the feet fans—and not bad night for the Pixie thigh fans too!

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Hayley Williams, American Idol XIII finale

Paramore’s Hayley Williams gave “be nice” tummy for the American Idol XIII finale (cheekypopdivadigest

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Kylie Minogue performing for French TV Station Canal+ in Cannes

Oops! Veteran Australian songstress Kylie Minogue gave upskirt performance in Cannes (celebrityoopsdigest

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Nicki Minaj, Liquid Pool & Lounge in Las Vegas

Nicki Minaj was all overflowing cleavage at LIQUID Memorial Day bash (celebrityoopsdigest

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Nicki Minaj Instagrammed in the shower (Pick of the Week, 12th March)
Nicki Minaj busted out the nipple pasties again (Pick of the Week, 12th February)
Nicki Minaj Instagrammed these! (Pick of the Week, 24th October 2013)
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, V magazine

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley got her tatas out for summer & V (

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Emma Watson graduated from Brown University

Emma Watson graduated from Brown University (

But seeminging with MSN’s portal headline, let alone that she struggled hard to untie herself from Fifty Shades of rumours, she still hasn’t graduated from Hogwarts!

It’s not Hogwarts!
It’s not Hogwarts, allowing stately seniors on Chapopolis to reminisce & shake cane for another year at least!

You can catch Emma in gown and mortar on her big day here (

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Cara Delevingne, Sharon Stone Grisogono party in Cannes

Model minx Cara Delevingne gave Sharon Stone tongue in the Grisogono in Cannes! (celebritytonguedigest

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Avril Lavigne—crackshot revisited
Having nearly lost her bikini bottoms in Cancun and shiny short shorts and suspenders raising much Mountain View, a crackshot revisited is surely on the cards very soon.
Clive James

Clive James “saying goodbye” through his poetry (

“As my friend PJ O’Rourke told me, ‘you’re going to have to soft pedal this death door stuff, Clive, because people are going to get impatient.’”

And missed he shall be. Clive James’ Fame in the 20th Century had a huge influence on me in both its tone and content. I wrote some rather terrible poetry for a while when complications through illness and family tragedy lent me a similar perspective and although no longer a huge fan of reading such, I did cast an eye over Clive’s a few years back when he first began his goodbye project and was incredibly moved. I can honestly say there is no impatience in me.

Right to be forgotten?

What we can be salvaged from “right to be forgotten” ruling (

“The original articles are still sitting in the newspaper’s archives. Pre-web, they would have stayed there and gathered dust. Post-web, the articles keep naggingly resurfacing whenever Mr Costeja is googled. What the CJEU has just done is to affirm a right to make Google ‘forget’ the existence of those articles.”

And those incessant “real name” policies are really going to make that better, aren’t they, with employers, spouses and anyone with a skewed sense of social responsibility being able to pick up on anything daft thing you posted as a teen after a night out at the Circus Tavern.

Updated 24th May 2015.

One year on, Google is refusing to comply with most “right to be forgotten” removal requests (

Probably because most have forgot they have a “right to be forgotten” if it was something they have a right to be forgotten about if they knew they had a right to have it forgotten about in the first place.

Updated 2nd June 2014.
“That Google will strive not only to balance public interest and the right to privacy, but its own ethos of transparency with the legal minefield it has been presented with. But we have thus far not been presented with any such evidence that this is the road it will choose.”

Eeeewwww… why do I get the impression that “ethos of transparency” got misty in a targeted ad somewhere.

Updated 29th May 2014.
“Google said it would assess each request and balance ‘privacy rights of the individual with the public’s right to know and distribute information’.”

Blimey! Have you ever tried requesting changes from Google though? Those who have had to do so via Google Webmaster Tools are likely to shudder at the thought!

Bear in mind though, it’s to censor erroneous or outdated stories in the reputable—and not so reputable—press and records, not to make Maurice stop calling you a petty bourgeoisie class traitor on his blog.

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Google spies on your emails to serve targeted ads (Pick of the Week, 21st April)

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Tags: Avril Lavigne, Cara Delevingne, Emma Watson, Hayley Williams, Kylie Minogue, Miley Cyrus, Pixie Lott, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Sharon Stone.

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Illustrations, paintings, and cartoons featuring caricatured celebrities are intended purely as parody and fantasised depictions often relating to a particular news story, and often parodying said story and the media and pop cultural representation of said celebrity as much as anything else. Who am I really satirising? Read more.

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