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2nd March 2018

Pompa girl BANNED on Instagram because ‘oral sex tour could INFLUENCE Italian election’ (dailystar.co.uk).

Paola Saulino, Instagram

Paola Saulino, 28, claims her Instagram account, where she posts raunchy selfies alongside political messages, has been blocked ahead of the upcoming Italian election.

The Italian model, who has more than 430,000 followers, shot to fame in 2016 by fulfilling her pledge to pleasure every man who voted against constitutional reforms.

Keeping her word to 700 of the 19.4 million Italians who voted “No” to the reforms in a referendum on her Pompa Tour (“pompa” being Italian slang for a blowie) until “jaw ache” presumably just left a line with blue balls. Just be thankful Boris Johnson only promised to give £350m a week to the NHS in Blighty’s EU membership referendum before it turned out to be nothing more than one of those rhetorical flourishes generally accompanying his great big fibs.

Now, just days ahead of the Italian general election on March 4, Paola claims her Instagram account has been deactivated over fears she could “influence the result of votes again”.

Or indeed, leave an even longer line spiraling around Naples having to furiously handle their own hard-on once jaw ache sets in again.

“They blocked my Instagram official account just now because people reported me,” she told Daily Star Online.

She claims Italians who oppose her political views are worried she might announce another Pompa Tour that could influence the nationwide poll.

Success kid

Reported by “Italians who oppose her political views” or just chap that’d traveled 50 miles on moped who’d been next in line when she got that jaw ache now giving much clenched fist #successface.

Furious about the suspension, Paola is urging her fans to tweet the hashtag #unbanpaola to send a message to the social media network, owned by Facebook.

Well, politics and sex have a long history in Italy, more recently with former Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi’s infamous “bunga bunga” sex parties but also with Hungarian-Italian porn star Ilona Staller, aka Cicciolina elected to Italian parliament in 1987 and later helping to found the Partito dell’Amore (Party of Love): Ilona Staller (Wikipedia).

Updated 5th March 2018

Regardless of whether Paola’s offer of a blowie for a long line that voted for whom was her preference—whatever that was, that part of the message seemingly gobbled by the medium in reporting—it look like Italy is heading for a (presumably well) hung parliament:

Italy election: Early exit polls point to hung parliament (bbc.co.uk).

Initial projections say ex-PM Silvio Berlusconi’s centre-right coalition is set to win the most seats in the lower house of parliament.

It is expected to get between 225-265 seats, polls say—below the 316 needed for an absolute majority.

Silvio Berlusconi: “Bunga bunga!”

Berlusconi barred from running for office after tax fraud conviction but using it nonetheless as some sort of comeback seemingly now as right-wing populist kingmaker (express.co.uk). But he got a FEMEN eyeful as he cast his vote:

Topless activist disrupts Berlusconi’s vote in Italian election (metro.co.uk).

A topless Femen activist has disrupted polling in Italy’s national election while ex-Premier Silvio Berlusconi was casting his ballot.

The woman, who had the words ‘Berlusconi, you’ve expired’ written in black marker on her torso, jumped onto the table at the Milan polling station as Berlusconi was voting.

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