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Latina pick of the week

Latina Pick of the Week

11th September 2013

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Here’s my pick of last weeks best sexy latina entertainment stories and pictures. So if you are a fan of Brazilian booty, Mexican tetas & everything else that is latina lovely, dip in!

Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and just scribblings while I wait to meet Beta, a woman from Venus who collects alien monsters.

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Last weeks best stories & pics

Pick of the week: illustrated sexy celebrity entertainment and quirky stories
Dominika Paleta, Open Mexico

Polish-Mexican actress Dominika Paleta mostró piernas grandes para September’s Open Mexico (

Info: Dominika Paleta (

Recent/related stories:

Alessandra Ambrosio bikini candids in Malibu

Alessandra Ambrosio gave boa de bunda bikini candids in Malibu (

Recent/related stories:

Alessandra Ambrosio boa de bunda bikini candids in Greece (Latina Pick of the Week, 28th August)
Alessandra Ambrosio was at Coachella (Latina Pick of the Week, 24th April)
Carmen Ortega, Miami

Carmen Ortega buenisimas curvas in a purple bikini in Miami (

Info: Carmen Ortega on Twitter

Recent/related stories:

Carmen Ortega muy caliente culo en Miami (Latina Pick of the Week, 6th September)
Carmen Ortega gave mucho T&A in Malibu (Latina Pick of the Week, 31st July)
Eva Longoria to play Gloria Trevi in movie?

Eva Longoria may play supreme diva of Mexican pop Gloria Trevi in movie (

Info: Gloria Trevi (

Recent/related stories:

Eva Longoria’s piernas sexies on a bicycle (Latina Pick of the Week, 28th August)
Eva Longoria is planning to produce a sexy new show (Latina Pick of the Week, 20th August)
Sofia Vergara, Bvlgari store

Sofia Vergara named top earning TV actress by Forbes (

“Forbes just named Sofia to their ‘Top Earning Television Actress’ list for the second year in a row. Amazingly, she raked in over $30 million in 2012, from a combination of acting and endorsement deals.”

Here’s a very happy looking Sofia splashing some of that cash at the Bvlgari Italian jewellery and luxury goods store in LA (

Recent/related stories:

Sofia Vergara’s buenas pompis on Modern Family set (Latina Pick of the Week, 20th August)
Sofia Vergara was still treating Greece to her guanabanas (Latina Pick of the Week, 23rd July)
Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba signed on as a guest online fashion editor for Piperlime (

“‘I am excited to partner with Piperlime and select my picks for Fall,’ she said in a statement.”
Jessica Alba bikini candids, Malibu

Oh, I can think of a few fashion picks for Jessica, especially relating to her “brutal corset regime!”

Here’s Jessica giving bikini candids in Malibu (

Recent/related stories:

Jessica Alba revealed brutal corset regime (Pick of the Week, 30th April)
Paulina Rubio

Selena Gomez professesd her love for Paulina Rubio (

“At a recent press event, a reporter asked Gomez if she had a favorite Latin artist. Without flinching, she quickly name dropped Pau Pau, calling her a ‘true inspiration.’”

Selena Gomez live in Amsterdam

Oh, I still havn’t finished imagining SelGo getting “inspiration” from Brit Brit but I‘m happy to move on and drop Pau Pau in there too, maybe for a strapon-equiped Pau threesome. Bend over Britney!

Here’s SelGo performing live in Amsterdam (

Recent/related stories:

Selena Gomez wore this to the VMA’s (Pick of the Week, 5th September)
Gisele Bündchen

Gisele Bündchen steps into the recording studio for new H&M ad (

“The track will be featured in a variety of TV spots and released as an iTunes single … [and] money will be going to support UNICEF.”

Recent/related stories:

Gisele Bündchen, Vogue Italia (Latina Pick of the Week, 11th June)
Gisele Bündchen se molhou for Vogue Brazil (Latina Pick of the Week, 4th June)
Itatí Cantoral confirmed for role of Jenni Rivera

Itatí Cantoral confirmed for role of Jenni Rivera in movie (

You can check Itatí’s sexiness credentials here if you are not familiar (

Info: Itatí Cantoral (

Recent/related stories:

Jenni Rivera’s last concert on I Love Jenni (Latina Pick of the Week, 22nd May)
Fans, family & friends mourn the tragic loss of Jenni Rivera (Latina Pick of the Week, 11th December 2012)

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Tags: Alessandra Ambrosio, Carmen Ortega, Dominika Paleta, Eva Longoria, Gisele Bundchen, Itati Cantoral, Jessica Alba, Selena Gomez, Sofia Vergara.


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