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Here’s my grab-bag pick of the best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.
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Pick of the best stories & pics
Updated 10th April 2015.
Story added: Kendall Jenner gave bunny bare bum “Hoppy” Easterage.
Jessica Alba’s bikinied bum was giving plenty of that pose in the Caribbean (celebrityoopsdigest
Huge bootied shaven-headed American rapper and model Amber Rose gave candid mamma Maui mau maus (celebrityoopsdigest
Adrianne Curry served up bare butt on Instagram (celebrityoopsdigest
Khloé Kardashian gave big bedunk in tight leggings (celebexposuredigest
Oops! The wind got former Pussycat Doll Ashley Roberts’ skirt up at Ascot (celebrityoopsdigest
Rita Ora banged crotch with Charli XCX at London’s Shepherd’s Bush Empire
Rita giving candid see-thru nippleage leaving (celebrityoopsdigest
Lindsay Lohan gave admittedly blurred #ShowItWhileYouGotIt nippleage on Instagram (celebrityoopsdigest
And, continuing her trend, deleted another Photoshopped pic after huge backlash (sheknows.com).
“Lindsay Lohan is hopping on the waist training bandwagon, but she’s kinda cheating, as anyone with two eyes can tell from this incredibly bad Photoshop job. … Twitter users quickly called her out on the deception—and on her painful-looking cameltoe.”
Not even the mighty camel toe could stop eyes focusing on that spacetime shortcut worm hole forming on the stairs behind her through which 20 Jem’Hadar warriors from the Gamma Quadrant jumped through to form a hatchery in it.
Boy Meets World’s Rachel McGuire actress Maitland Ward got body paintingly naked for Living Art (celebexposuredigest
Miley Cyrus hiked perfunctory pokeage (celebritytonguedigest
Victoria’s Secret model Rachel Hilbert flicked devils horns and tongue in Miami (celebritytonguedigest
Christina Milian and Karrueche Tran gave TaTaLaLicious, #PeenCastle, beach life tongue in Cancun (celebritytonguedigest
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Young Kardashian Korps. fashion envoy Kendall Jenner gave bunny bare bum “Hoppy” Easterage (celebexposuredigest
Arts, culture, tech. & funnies
#FreeTheNipple: Women in Iceland bare breasts in solidarity with trolled student (independent.co.uk).
“The hashtag went viral this week after Adda Þóreyjardóttir Smáradóttir, a 17-year-old student and chair of the Feminist society at The Commerical College of Iceland, announced an upcoming ‘Free the Nipple’ day at her school for 26 March.
“After a male friend who disagreed posted a photo of himself bare chested and said he would receive a negative reaction if he was topless at school, she posted an image of her nipples.
“Arguably proving Adda’s point, a Twitter troll soon tried to body-shame her for posting the image.”
Assuming said Twitter troll wasn’t purely a sockpuppet (Wikipedia), he/she likely just backing up his “friends” point, whatever it was. But then again, if if anything posted is popular—as female as opposed to male nipples invariably are—that’s usually more than enough incentive for a troll struggling for some attention of his or her own; for sure, it seems almost the default way of interaction on most social media.
What I do know is though that I certainly won’t be going looking for 17-year-old student nipple, legal to post or not in Iceland. I wonder if next is the fallout over those caught with said image on their device.
“‘It was difficult and I had to delete the picture for a few minutes, but it was enough to start a revolution,’ she wrote in a Facebook post written in Icelandic. Soon, hoards of women rallied to support Adda, and posted their own nipple photos accompanied by #FreeTheNipple, with men also supporting their cause.”
Indeed, making me wonder if the trolling is not some scheme to enrage women to post their nipples too in solidarity, an admittedly cack-handed attempt being made by 4chan pranksters at the begining of The Fappening back in September last year (dailyrecord.co.uk) I recall.
To further confuse things, solidarity supporting Lára Portal’s tweet could be thought somewhat ambiguous:
“For ignorant people who define breasts as sexual ‘object’ on women, get educated and enjoy the picture I’m about to post #FREETHENIPPLE”—Lára Portal (@lara_portal) March 25, 2015
I assuredly likely would, and thank you very much for posting of your own free will, but… exactly what should I “enjoy the picture” as? Am I just to marvel at it’s beautiful curve or take heart in its potential life-sustaining nutritional function rather than enthusiastically, joyously even, exclaiming “tittie!”
“It’s just a body part. Boys have breasts and nipples and it’s fine for them to expose them. The same should apply to us.”
Indeed, and it has long been a staple in many men’s social media repertoire to post a chest or abs selfie, often getting just as much attention—in a totally non-sexual, purely function-informing manner of course—for doing so.
Actually though, are we really sure these body-shaming trolls that come out from under their bridge are all male as seems insinuated? It was noted, of course, that the majority of negative attention given to Kim K. for her glass balancing bedunk baring champaign incident was by women (huffingtonpost.com, Nov. 2014) while most men simple grinned and most graciously beared it with no complaint.
Indeed, Sophie Heawood for The Guardian asked “Can a global movement that relies on photos of naked breasts really be one in the eye for patriarchy?”
#FreeTheNipple: liberation or titillation? (theguardian.com).
“I contacted Björt Ólafsdottir [the Icelandic MP who, quite unexpectedly, put up a photo of herself revealing a breast in support] to ask why she set this whole thing in motion, and if people found it confusing. I had been reading the comments on articles about her, including those from a number of men saying they hadn’t had much truck with all this feminist rubbish before, and yet now they could see how great it was, and could more women join this campaign and liberate their nipples please.”
Poll: Took as read that you are quite happy to have #FreedNipples—you are here at a site with plenty on display after all—what do you feel is the actual motives for most backing the campaign? (Pick of the Week 8th July 2014).
Updates/Follw Ups 15th June 2015 2015.
“Hold A Coke With Your Boobs Challenge” is the work of adult entertainment scout, not breast charity (Pick of the Week 15th Jun. 2015).
France bans ultra-thin models in crackdown on anorexia (video, msn.com).
“A controversial bill has been passed in the fashion capital of the world banning excessively skinny models from the catwalk.”
Updated 7th May 2017.
“Models will have to produce certificates signed off by doctors to prove they are physically healthy and have an acceptable BMI. As of October 1, 2017, it will be compulsory for commercial photographs to be labelled with the words ‘photographie retouchée’—which translates as ‘retouched photograph’—if the image has been edited to refine or enhance aspects of the model’s body.”
No indication yet as to whether that will just persuade French teens to think American teens are skinnier when picking up and leafing through an American mag on Parisian shelf or whether it will cause a shoot and producing shift as with the condom cockblock in porn filmed in LA moving production to Nevada (Pick of the Week 5th Feb. 2014).
Poll: France setting a good example or not?
|Sacrebleu! Not really state’s decision to make||11%|
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