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Pick of the Week

16th July 2014

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Here’s my grab-bag pick of the best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.

Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and even the dildo demanded a stunt double!

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Pick of the best stories & pics

Selena Gomez, New York City

Selena Gomez’s perky pokies sparked a flurry of speculation regarding a seeming increase in cup size (celebrityoopsdigest…

Selena Gomez nipple slip?

Enhanced all the more (or not) when she may (or not) have inadvertently #FreedTheNipple on Instagram

Joanna “JoJo” Levesque,  Selena Gomez on Instagram

Sharing “Random nights to remember” tongue with petite popstrel Joanna “JoJo” Levesque to boot! (celebritytonguedigest

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J.Lo wants SelGo to play her in biopic (Latina Pick of the Week, 1st July)
SelGo gave brave bikini cleavage on Instagram (Pick of the Week, 30th June)
JoJo shared fun in the sun! (Pick of the Week, 21st June)
Jennifer Lawrence, Christian Dior Fashion Show in Paris

Jennifer Lawrence gave outstanding Christian Dior Fashion Show sideboob (celebrityoopsdigest

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Ashley Benson, Maui, Hawaii

Ashley Benson was topless in Maui (celebrityoopsdigest

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Elisabetta Canalis, sunbathing in Italy

Italian actress and model Elisabetta Canalis was caught with her ta-ta’s out on an yacht (

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Elisabetta Canalis was Wonder Woman for Halloween (Pick of the Week, 31st October 2013)
Ashley Roberts, Ibiza

Former Pussycat Doll and US - UK export Ashley Roberts was toasting her baps in Ibiza (

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Vanessa Hudgens arriving at Nine Zero One salon in Los Angeles

Vanessa Hudgens was lushly leggy in West Hollywood (celebrityoopsdigest

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Vanessa Hudgens gave Happy 4th July tongue (Pick of the Week, 8th July)
Kim Kardashian West, Paris

Kim Kardashian West’s milk wagons were spilling out her dress in Paris (

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Kim Kardashian West gave huge Instagram areola! (Pick of the Week, 30th June)
Anais Zanotti, Miami

French model and stunt woman Anais Zanotti was bumper bending in Miami (


Sara Sampaio, Lui magazine

Portuguese model and Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Rookie of the Year Sara Sampaio got topless for Lui (

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Poppy Delevingne, Ibiza

Brit model and socialite Poppy Delevingne, sister of Cara, was a slender wet treat in Ibiza (

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Cara Delevingne, Donna Karan on Instagram

Brit model minx Cara Delevingne gave DKNY tongue (celebritytonguedigest

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Suki Waterhouse, Instagram

Brit model, actress and “it girl” Suki Waterhouse gave glass tongue (celebritytonguedigest

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SelGo Got Boobs!
Selena Gomez has been a lot braver with her boobage of late. Despite denials someone seems keen to say SelGo Got Boobs!
Rihanna, World Cup final, Maracana stadium Rio de Janeiro

Rihanna flashed champion black bra boobage at the FIFA World Cup final (celebrityoopsdigest

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RiRi Spike TV’s Most Desirable Woman (Pick of the Week, 13th June)

Arts, culture, tech. & funnies

Sexpert Auntie Angel

Sexpert claims her fellatio technique is so effective, men have died mid-blow job! (

“Sexpert Auntie Angel, AKA Denise Walker, told VICE her unique blow job move—dubbed the ‘Death Technique’—has caused ‘massive heart attacks’ in men.”

Aww, come on, some exaggeration there Auntie, surely…

“In a video on her YouTube channel, Angel, 43, explains her signature method, which involves a warm grapefruit with a hole in it and a bizarre, hoover-like noise.”
Sexpert Auntie Angel

Crikey! You can see, hear and indeed quite possibly expire from that in the the clip at 2:45!


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Arse flower

Mop up the vajazzle, girls, now you can bum paint your arseflower! (

“Why bleach your bumhole, when you can colour it pink, green or yellow?”

Yep, that could start a really novel selfie trend.

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Vaginal weightlifting is Kung Fu for the fanny! (Pick of the Week, 12th February)
Nipple tattooing sweeps UK (Pick of the Week, 23rd April 2013)
TOWIE’s Amy Childs wants to open her own Vajazzling academy! (Pick of the Week, 26th November 2012)
Portrait of Ms Ruby May by Leena McCall

The Guardian’s Rowan Pelling asked how is Leena McCall’s Portrait of Ms Ruby May, Standing “pornographic” and “disgusting”? (

“When I tracked down the painting online I was so flummoxed as to the likely cause of disgust that I thought it must be the fact Ms May was depicted smoking a pipe. Few things cause more umbrage now than someone wantonly enjoying tobacco. But further investigation revealed it was the way the sitter’s short waistcoat and undone breeches framed a luxuriant dark V of pubic hair—not to mention, the ‘Come hither, if you dare!’ expression on May’s face”

Okay, let’s not beat about the bush, perhaps it is because of the bush. No?

“… the Society of Women Artists was permitted to replace McCall’s work with another less provocative nude: one where the model wasn’t tattooed and standing hand-on-hip, all unbuttoned. It seems the Mall Galleries’ clientele can cope with nudes, so long as the model is a more passive and unthreatening recipient of the wandering viewer’s gaze. ”

So it’s not the nudity but the sexualisation of it, a bit like the rumpus behind the #FreeTheNipple campaign.

“McCall is understandably incensed at the censoring of her portrait, as her avowed intention in painting it was to explore, ‘how women choose to express their sexual identity beyond the male gaze’. It’s an added irony that her work should be removed from an all-female exhibition, curated by women.”

A “sexual identity” that did willingly contain that “Come hither, if you dare!” expression.

“McCall explained that Ruby May (who leads erotic workshops) had proudly wanted to own the pubic hair that is so often waxed, covered or air-brushed away in contemporary depictions of the female body—and rarely glimpsed in classical ones, come to that. The painter can’t begin to understand how a painting that reveals no intimate flesh, other than the pelvic triangle, could possibly be described as pornography.”

So it actually all comes down to what we define as the difference between “erotica” and “pornography”, something which is surely obscured somewhere within fifty shades of grey and poked hopelessly in the eye of the beholder.

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Tags: Anais Zanotti, Ashley Benson, Ashley Roberts, Cara Delevingne, Elisabetta Canalis, Jennifer Lawrence, Joanna “JoJo” Levesque, Kim Kardashian, Poppy Delevingne, Rihanna, Sara Sampaio, Selena Gomez, Suki Waterhouse, Vanessa Hudgens.

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