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Here’s my grab-bag pick of the best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.
Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and even the dildo demanded a stunt double!
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Pick of the best stories & pics
Selena Gomez’s perky pokies sparked a flurry of speculation regarding a seeming increase in cup size (celebrityoopsdigest
Enhanced all the more (or not) when she may (or not) have inadvertently #FreedTheNipple on Instagram…
Sharing “Random nights to remember” tongue with petite popstrel Joanna “JoJo” Levesque to boot! (celebritytonguedigest
Jennifer Lawrence gave outstanding Christian Dior Fashion Show sideboob (celebrityoopsdigest
Ashley Benson was topless in Maui (celebrityoopsdigest
Vanessa Hudgens was lushly leggy in West Hollywood (celebrityoopsdigest
Portuguese model and Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Rookie of the Year Sara Sampaio got topless for Lui (fashioncopious.typepad.com).
Brit model minx Cara Delevingne gave DKNY tongue (celebritytonguedigest
Brit model, actress and “it girl” Suki Waterhouse gave glass tongue (celebritytonguedigest
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Rihanna flashed champion black bra boobage at the FIFA World Cup final (celebrityoopsdigest
Arts, culture, tech. & funnies
“Sexpert Auntie Angel, AKA Denise Walker, told VICE her unique blow job move—dubbed the ‘Death Technique’—has caused ‘massive heart attacks’ in men.”
Aww, come on, some exaggeration there Auntie, surely…
“In a video on her YouTube channel, Angel, 43, explains her signature method, which involves a warm grapefruit with a hole in it and a bizarre, hoover-like noise.”
Crikey! You can see, hear and indeed quite possibly expire from that in the the clip at 2:45!
“Why bleach your bumhole, when you can colour it pink, green or yellow?”
Yep, that could start a really novel selfie trend.
“When I tracked down the painting online I was so flummoxed as to the likely cause of disgust that I thought it must be the fact Ms May was depicted smoking a pipe. Few things cause more umbrage now than someone wantonly enjoying tobacco. But further investigation revealed it was the way the sitter’s short waistcoat and undone breeches framed a luxuriant dark V of pubic hair—not to mention, the ‘Come hither, if you dare!’ expression on May’s face”
Okay, let’s not beat about the bush, perhaps it is because of the bush. No?
“… the Society of Women Artists was permitted to replace McCall’s work with another less provocative nude: one where the model wasn’t tattooed and standing hand-on-hip, all unbuttoned. It seems the Mall Galleries’ clientele can cope with nudes, so long as the model is a more passive and unthreatening recipient of the wandering viewer’s gaze. ”
So it’s not the nudity but the sexualisation of it, a bit like the rumpus behind the #FreeTheNipple campaign.
“McCall is understandably incensed at the censoring of her portrait, as her avowed intention in painting it was to explore, ‘how women choose to express their sexual identity beyond the male gaze’. It’s an added irony that her work should be removed from an all-female exhibition, curated by women.”
A “sexual identity” that did willingly contain that “Come hither, if you dare!” expression.
“McCall explained that Ruby May (who leads erotic workshops) had proudly wanted to own the pubic hair that is so often waxed, covered or air-brushed away in contemporary depictions of the female body—and rarely glimpsed in classical ones, come to that. The painter can’t begin to understand how a painting that reveals no intimate flesh, other than the pelvic triangle, could possibly be described as pornography.”
So it actually all comes down to what we define as the difference between “erotica” and “pornography”, something which is surely obscured somewhere within fifty shades of grey and poked hopelessly in the eye of the beholder.
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Tags: Anais Zanotti, Ashley Benson, Ashley Roberts, Cara Delevingne, Elisabetta Canalis, Jennifer Lawrence, Joanna “JoJo” Levesque, Kim Kardashian, Poppy Delevingne, Rihanna, Sara Sampaio, Selena Gomez, Suki Waterhouse, Vanessa Hudgens.
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