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Pick of the Week

21st June 2014

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Here’s my grab-bag pick of the best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.

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Pick of the best stories & pics

Kim Kardashian, honeymoon candids, Punta Mita Mexico

Kim Kardashian West gave honeymoon wet see-thru nippleage and huge ass pool candids in Mexico (celebrityoopsdigest…

Kim Kardashian, Bonnaroo Music and Arts Festival

And gave Bonnaroo Music and Arts Festival see-thru boobage.

With rappin’ tailor beau hubby Kanye West as one of the performers, annoncing he’s no one left to compare himself with in life but is still itching to expand his creative horizons (

“I ain’t going after no one on the radio. I’m going after Shakespeare.' ”

A “Blkkk Skkkn Head Henry V” or “Much Ado About Nothing?”

Poll: Who’s big badunkadunk is best for you?
Kim Kardashian 28%
Nicki Minaj 19%
Jennifer Lopez 17%
Jessica Biel 10%
Nicole “Coco” Austin 10%
Iggy Azalea 7%
Serena Williams 4%
Sofia Vergara 4%
Other 1%
Beyoncé 0%
Vida Guerra 0%

This poll has now been archived.

Recent/related stories:

Kourtney Kardashian gave swimsuit candids in Vegas (Pick of the Week, 21st April)
Ariana Grande, Much Music Video Awards

Popstrel Ariana Grande gave a sparkling MMVA performance (cheekypopdivadigest…

But took a scratching from former Sam & Cat co-star Jennette McCurdy (

Jennette McCurdy
“Where did I go? As far away from you as I can get. You won’t be hearing from me anymore because sweetheart, being a friend to you was doing so much more for you than it was doing for me. You sucked the life right out of me, and I want my life back.”

Ouch! So perhaps it was to Ariana Jennette sent those leaked selfies? (Pick of the Week, 5th Mar.)

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Cher Lloyd, Isle of Wight festival

X Factor alumna Cher Lloyd gave tummy at the Isle of Wight festival (cheekypopdivadigest

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AnnaLynne McCord, swimsuit at beach in Los Angeles

Nip/Tuck, 90210 and most recently the Dallas reboots AnnaLynne McCord made a cute ass swimsuit visit to the beach in L.A. (celebrityoopsdigest

Recent/related stories:

AnnaLynne McCord celebrated her birthday in a bikini (Pick of the Week, 22nd July 2013)
Miley Cyrus, Instagram

Miley Cyrus gave tongue and tits in a pre-shower selfie (celebritytonguedigest

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Miley Cyrus gave #dirtyhippie Instagram tongue (Pick of the Week, 21st May)
Joanna “JoJo” Levesque, Instagram

Petite popstrel and actress Joanna “JoJo” Levesque shared fun in the sun (cheekypopdivadigest

Yep, I must admit, it had passed my mind where that bottle may go in some raucous drunken beach game when she’s had one over the eight, obviously showing I’ve seen far too many of those ALS Scans ( shoots, if such a thing is possible—and crikey, they certainly show it is!

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Kate Upton, Sports Illustrated outtakes

Kate Upton’s smooth pussy bodypaintingly bare! (celebrityoopsdigest

Outtakes from Sports Illustrated Antarctic December 2013 shoot (Pick of the Week, 18th Feb. 2013).

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Kate Upton pictured back on a horse in Malibu candids (Pick of the Week, 8th December 2013)
Kaili Thorne, Instagram

Kaili Thorne, 22-year-old sister of Bella, showed where to hang your hat (celebrityoopsdigest

Recent/related stories:

Dani Thorne gave Nasty Gal tongue (Pick of the Week, 30th April)
Kaili Thorne gave cooking sideboob on Instagram (Pick of the Week, 15th April)

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Cher Lloyd—Facegasm!
Too much Swagger Jagger! Now you know what is giving Cher Lloyd facegasm.

Arts, culture, tech. & funnies

Carina Tyrrell, Miss England 2014

Cambridge medical student Carina Tyrrell claims she is a feminist after winning Miss England 2014 (

“After all the stereotypical view of such pageants is that the necessary qualifications don’t extend much beyond the ability to look stunning in a bikini … 24-year-old Carina … is challenging those notions. She’s in her fifth year of medical studies at Cambridge University and on her way to becoming a doctor of global medicine.”

Congratulations, Carina. While I may question her claim about it not “looking for the girl with the pretty face” I certainly do not find her title is incompatible with feminism either; after all, wasn’t Cleopatra celebrated not only for her beauty but for her intelligence and astute political nous too? Is it not the epitome of sexual equality to be free to represent yourself however you damn well wish in society and take full advantage of all you may have been given? Certainly if what is being voted for is not padding in place of policy, leading on to…

Karen Danczuk, Labour councillor for Kingsway

“It’s good for women in politics to wear sexy dresses”: Karen Danczuk Labour councillor for Kingsway caused a storm with her eye-popping “cleavage selfies” defends her risque tweets (

“[Karen Danczuk, Labour councillor for Kingsway] has posted a flurry of the sexy pictures on her Twitter account earning herself thousands of followers.”

Delighting in showing how to take one of her now world-famous “selfies” with her “spectacular heaving bosom”. Yep, they sure are an awesome pair!

Nigel Farage

It would be so easy to just vote for them; perhaps Ukip’s Nigal “I’ve a popularist knob” Farage’s “political earthquake” was really just that with no real political resolutions to offer voters, a pair of soft puppies, a seat in the beer garden and the flogging of a benefit claiming immigrant are all political parties have left to offer UK voters.

Updated 19th July 2015.

Karen Danczuk, wife of Rochdale Labour MP Simon Danczuk admits X-rated offers (Latest Picks 19th Jul. 2015).

“I have been offered porn, but wouldn’t do that. I haven’t been offered Playboy, but if I was I’d have to think hard about it. What woman could refuse Playboy? ”

Updated 19th February 2015.

“A 36-year-old man has been arrested in connection with sex abuse allegations made by Karen Danczuk. … Ms Danczuk waived her right to anonymity in a front-page interview with The Sun last week and also told the Mail on Sunday that she had reported her alleged attacker to police.”

Well done, Karen.

But Harriet “I never had any PIE” Harman (, Mar. 2014) denied that too:

“I deny I ever said that and it’s inconceivable I would have ever said that.”

This was of course in the skid marks of Harriet Harman’s #pinkbus, her plan to bring women back into Labour with a man with a feminine coloured not-white van—with Mother Nature gifting tampons (GoogleTube) out the back no doubt.

Councillor Karen “I’m putting my puppies in a cup” Danczuk was not that perturbed:

“I never thought bad of Harriet saying that to me. However I am now sad to hear that she is denying it when it is the truth. Maybe she had forgotten that she had said that to me. I stand by what I said. It’s the truth. I have no reason to lie.”

And will be #FreeingANipple on Question Time soon, no doubt.

Updated 25th January 2015.

Recent/related stories:

Miss Nevada Nia Sanchez crowned Miss USA 2014 (Pick of the Week, 13th June)
Kirsty Heslewood crowned Miss England 2013 (Pick of the Week, 24th June 2013)
London naked bike ride protest

London streets were blocked by nude cyclists on naked bike ride protest (

“Thousands of naked cyclists took to the streets of London [last] Saturday in the country‘s largest ever nude protest.”

Calling for better protection for cyclists in the capital I suspect at least a few shunts were precipitated by motorists coping an eyeful. It was a good day for Mayor Boris’ much touted bicycle hire scheme I hear.

Recent/related stories:

Cyclists went bare for World Naked Bike Ride in Guadalajara (Latina Pick of the Week, 19th June 2013)
Privacy revealing boob tube

Top that turns see-through if you leave personal data exposed (

“A Brooklyn-based designer has created a 3D-printed sculptural boob tube to spark social commentary on the state of privacy in a data-driven world—by making the top gradually more sheer.”

The anology is that by participating in the hyper-connected society that is the internet we have little to no clue as to how much af ourself—beyond what we see in a selfie—we are actually revealling; it could be asked though in this hyper-connected exhibitionist society how many would readily reveal more wearing it.

Recent/related stories:

Google spies on your emails to serve targeted ads (Pick of the Week, 21st April)
Ravijour True love tester smart bra unveiled (Pick of the Week, 5th February)
Microsoft designed a smart bra to combat emotional eating (Pick of the Week, 17th December 2013)
Banksy retrospective

Sotheby’s S/2 gallery released video promoting Banksy retrospective (

“In the video, Steve Lazarides, the curator of the exhibition and the graffiti artist’s former agent, discusses his passion for graffiti art, while attacking the pristine white S/2 gallery with several paint-filled fire extinguishers.”
Banksy online exhibition

Banksy: pieces from his online exhibition.

Recent/related stories:

Banksy works on view ahead of sale (Pick of the Week, 30th April)
Banksy listening in near GCHQ (Pick of the Week, 21st April)

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Illustrations, paintings, and cartoons featuring caricatured celebrities are intended purely as parody and fantasised depictions often relating to a particular news story, and often parodying said story and the media and pop cultural representation of said celebrity as much as anything else. Who am I really satirising? Read more.

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