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Pick of the week

Pick of the Week

6th July 2015

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Here’s my grab-bag pick of the best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.

Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and for sure, I just hope they never get around to doing a porn parody of Arm-Fall-Off-Boy, the DC superhero who could pull off a part of himself and use it as a bludgeoning tool.

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Pick of the best stories & pics

“Miley Cyrus is reportedly dating Stella Maxwell. The ‘Wrecking Ball’ hitmaker and the Victoria’s Secret Angel are said to have been dating ‘for months’ and are known to friends as ‘a couple’.”

Miley opening up about her bisexuality and strongly hinting in her recent piggin’ naked shoot for Paper. Sounds like it’s strap on, strap in, or would be if lesbians really used such things outside of the frequent every-which-way as long as it’s the familiar belonging bedonging that is the Baudrillard simulacra (Wikipedia) preference of consumer cultures porn lifestyle choice. I read and hear that’s still more common than the semi-mythical scissoring (nerve.com, Jul. 2014) though.

Recent/related stories:

Miley Cyrus was piggin’ naked for Paper (Pick of the Week, 15th June 2015)
Miley Cyrus gave fan greeting mesh top nipple peekage (Pick of the Week, 18th May 2015)

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Charli XCX gave “thank u tokyo” tongue (Pick of the Week, 2nd May 2015)
Charli XCX gave “Put ur middle fingers up” tongue (Pick of the Week, 20th April 2015)

Rita Ora gave NYC extreme sideboob (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk)…

Rita Ora, New York City

Celebrated booty at Heaven (cheekypopdivadigest
.blogspot.co.uk)…

Rita Ora, Heaven nightclub

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Rita Ora gave The Nice Guy see-thru nippleage (Pick of the Week, 18th March 2015)

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Nicki Minaj gave sheer nippleage for fashion (Pick of the Week, 18th March 2015)
Nicki Minaj gave Rolling Stone pokeage (Pick of the Week, 14th January 2015)

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Lady Gaga wiggled curvaceously candid Bahamas bikini booty (celebexposuredigest
.blogspot.co.uk)…

Lady Gaga, Bahamas bikini candids

And gave NYC pizza tittie (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Lady Gaga, New York City

Recent/related stories:

Lady Gaga gave commercial tittie (Pick of the Week, 18th March 2015)

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LiLo was cheeky for Notion (Pick of the Week, 2nd May 2015)
LiLo gave #ShowItWhileYouGotIt nippleage on Instagram (Pick of the Week, 8th April 2015)

Mariah Carey slipped a big mama Capri nip (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Mariah Carey, Capri, Italy

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Mariah Carey’s beacons did their Christmas thing in New York (Pick of the Week, 19th December 2014)

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Chelsea Handler gave work week bare bottom (Latina Pick of the Week, 20th April 2015)

Tongue teasers

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Cara Delevingne shot selfie sideboob (Pick of the Week, 15th June 2015)

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Miley & Stella—Strap on, strap in
Miley & Stella; looks like it’s strap on, strap in, or would be if lesbians really used such things outside of the frequent every-which-way as long as it’s the familiar belonging bedonging that is the Baudrillardean simulacra preference of consumer cultures porn lifestyle choice.

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Selena Gomez gave candid camel toe in Mexico (Pick of the Week, 2nd May 2015)

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Demi Lovato posted pooch portage bikini bottom (Pick of the Week, 8th April 2015)

For sure, those “critical tweets” must have approched “critical mass” for the preponderance of fissile material she was sitting on.

“Later she added: ‘my comment is factual, it applies to any song. I dont have to suck the womans a****** 24/7 to be her friend, do i? bye girls.’”

You know, I wouldn’t mind a look at that if thats’s how they are gonna make up.

Iggy Azalea—Hoopla!

It’s either that or Brit-Brit is gonna throw a hoop too (Gallery). :)

Britney Spears
Britney Spears
Iggy Azalea
Iggy Azalea

Poll: Who’s booty was best for you?

Iggy Azalea 56%
Britney Spears 44%

This poll has now been archived.


Recent/related stories:

Iggy Azalea had bent over Trouble (Pick of the Week 22nd February 2015)

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Chrissy Teigen gave Miami Beach photoshoot titties (Pick of the Week, 18th March 2015)
Chrissy Teigen gave Times Square pokeage (Pick of the Week, 14th January 2015)

Arts, culture, tech. & funnies

Parodying the watershed Ridley Scott directed allusion to Orwell’s dystopian 1984 Apple Mac commercial, in relation to Apple Music’s change of policy after Taylor Swift’s threat to withhold her 1989.

Perhaps suggesting that communication theorist Marshall McLuhan’s “the medium is the message” sound bite shows what Apple has become, or perhaps were all along while they try to lock you into their proprietary ecosphere. It’s either that or Taylor Swift is the best ad streaming music could have ever hoped for and didn’t have to buy.

Read more and catch a reminder of Apple’s Orwellian commercial classic in Latest Picks (23rd Jun. 2015).

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Why is buying an Apple Watch such a massive fuss? (Pick of the Week 2nd May 2015)
“Axel Braun’s sophomore release under Wicked Pictures’ Wicked Comix imprint, Batman v Superman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, has hit the top spot on multiple retail sites, and its safe-for-work trailer has racked up over half a million views on YouTube.”
The Joker executes Lois Lane

But is it more to swallow than the usual porn mouthful? For sure, the trailer may be SFW, but only because Lois Lane’s bloody execution by the Joker rather than anyone getting or giving a boning reminds that in the SFW reality we all popped out the barrel of a Luger rather than Courbet’s Origin of the World?

Read more and catch the trailer in Latest Picks (23rd Jun. 2015).

Recent/related stories:

Axel Braun held auditions casting call for Empire Strikes Back XXX (Pick of the Week, 2nd August 2014, updated 9th May 2015.)
XXXL Ray Network to release full-length Machete XXX trailer (Pick of the Week, 13th November 2014)

The testicle-eating fish is back, this time in…

Fish with human teeth found in New Jersey (msn.com).

Pacu
© AOL
“Ron Rossi caught a pacu, a freshwater fish, typically found in South America’s Amazon River, in New Jersey’s Swedes Lake on Sunday. The pacu, which has gained a reputation as a testicle-eating fish, are in the same family as the piranha but mostly eat plants and smaller fish.”

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Tags: Britney Spears, Charli XCX, Chrissy Teigen, Demi Lovato, Iggy Azalea, Kim Kardashian, Lady Gaga, Lindsay Lohan, Mariah Carey, Miley Cyrus, Nicki Minaj, Rita Ora, Selena Gomez, Stella Maxwell, Taylor Swift.

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