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Pick of the Week

14th November 2013

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Here’s my grab-bag pick of last weeks best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A weekly round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.

Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and likely missed a flippin’ a dot somewhere! Ouch!

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Last weeks best stories & pics

Christina Aguilera, The Voice

Christina Aguilera sparkled with “How I Feel” on The Voice (

“Xtina and Flo-Rida [kicked] off the show with “How I Feel.” It’s a whole lot of sparkle, pouting and fringe—not that you’d expect anything different. Xtina strips down to super minimal attire to show off her amazing bod…”

Yeah, that’s exactly how I feel! #TeamXtina

Christina Aguilera, The Voice

If that clip is not available to you—or if you just really wanna keep it—you can download the performance here (, 106MB | 02:54 | MKV | Preview image).

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Please note: file has not been uploaded by me, nor do I take responsibility for it. I’m just saving you a search.

Christina Aguilera, The Voice Season 5 Top 12 event

Here’s Xtina at The Voice Season 5 Top 12 event in Universal City (

Recent/related stories:

Xtina gave some red hot kinda love for October’s Maxim (Pick of the Week, 10th September)
Xtina to return to The Voice with Shakira (Latina Pick of the Week, 22nd May)
Lady Gaga performance bush flash

Lady Gaga gave a performance bush and bum flash in London for artsake (…

Lady Gaga ARTPOP photoshoot

And blueballs with ARTPOP photoshoot (

Recent/related stories:

Lady Gaga likes girls! (Pick of the Week, 19th September)
Oh yeah, Lady Gaga did a thing at the VMA’s too (Pick of the Week, 5th September)
Rihanna Bajan beach booty

Rihanna gave Bajan beach booty (

Recent/related stories:

RiRi licked a snake for GQ’s 25th anniversary (Pick of the Week, 31st October)
Thai police clean house with RiRi’s tweets (Pick of the Week, 24th October)
Jennifer Aniston, We’re the Millers movie set

Jennifer Aniston see-thru candids on We’re the Millers movie set (

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Pixie Lott, BBC Radio 1 Teen Awards

Pixie Lott gave tummy at BBC Radio 1 Teen Awards (

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Pixie Lott gave an upskirt leaving the Rose Club in London (Pick of the Week, 24th September 2012)
Natalie Portman, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

Natalie Portman had a Late Night with Jimmy Fallon (

Recent/related stories:

Natalie Portman took new boobs out to game (Pick of the Week, 30th October 2012)
Heidi Montag downsized to C-Cups

Heidi Montag downsized from F-Cups to Cs (

“Montag cites health problems among the reasons for downsizing her breasts, telling Us Weekly that the F-cup implants weighed about three pounds each and that ‘they felt like bowling balls on my chest.’”

Did she give them to Courtney Stodden?

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.:: Top column 2 ::.
Yes, that sure let XXXtina know exactly How You Feel.
Tait Neves

These piccies are of Tati Neves, the Brazilian girl who filmed Justin Bieber in bed

Tait Neves nude

And Nossa Senhora! So are these! (

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Helen Flanagan

Hugh Hefner wants face-to-boob talks with Helen Flanagan for Playboy shoot (

“Negotiations for the potential shoot could start as early as December, with Hefner reportedly keen to get something in writing as soon as possible.”

“They are the biggest and best in the world and I’ll flop them out for your old chap” should do.

Recent/related stories:

Is Helen Flanagan to be the next Bond girl? (Pick of the Week, 7th November)
Helen Flanagan took it all off for her 2014 calendar (Pick of the Week, 24th October)
Helen Flanagan gave bikini candids in the Maldives (Pick of the Week, 17th October)

Arts, culture, tech. & funnies

Dot-to-dot Kama Sutra

The dot-to-dot Kama Sutra (

“Would-be artists can now complete illustrations in a new dot-to-dot version of the ancient Kama Sutra sex guide.”

Be warned, lose count and either or both could be walking like that for the whole of the next week!

Recent/related stories:

Sock Monkey Kama Sutra (Pick of the Week, 22nd July)
Self-portrait by Otto Dix

Nazi looted art treasure-trove discovered in in Munich contains unknown works by masters (

“Previously unregistered works by Marc Chagall, Otto Dix, Max Liebermann and Henri Matisse were found.”

A possible addition by an unknown Stalinist master entitled “Kind Uncle Joe in a Red Hat at Christmas” submitted by Belgian Maurice as was politely rejected.

Updated 15th December 2016.

Gurlitt collection: Hoard of Nazi-era art set for Swiss museum (

“A hoard of Nazi-era artwork can be donated to a museum in Switzerland, a court in Germany has ruled. The paintings and drawings belonged to Cornelius Gurlitt, whose father was an art dealer in Hitler’s Germany. The son died nearly three years ago and left the works to the Museum of Fine Arts in Bern but a relative contested the will. … Some of the pieces are believed to have been stolen from Jewish owners. Gurtlitt’s cousin, Uta Werner, launched the court challenge and staked a claim to the collection. But the German court rejected her argument, finding insufficient evidence that Gurlitt had not been of sound mind when making the decision.”

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Tesco to scan customers faces for tailored ads

Tesco to scan customers faces to feed tailored ads (

“Tesco is set to install hi-tech screens that scan customers’ faces in petrol stations so that advertisements can be tailored to suit them….”

I hope I’m there for the first girl to get the foot-long hotdog ad!

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Tags: Christina Aguilera, Heidi Montag, Helen Flanagan, Jennifer Aniston, Lady Gaga, Natalie Portman, Pixie Lott, Rihanna, Tati Neves.


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