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Pick of the Month

Pick of the Month

30th June 2016

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Here’s my grab-bag pick of the best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.

Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and if Pablo Kanye put Swift on one side of him with his missus on the other for… whatever artistic non-obsessively wanting to have her rodeo country finger up his ring because he “made her famous”, what did Trump bloody do to get RiRi next to him and did it involve betting Virginia and Maine while bluffing on a low pair?

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Pick of the best stories & pics

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Kim Kardashian West, cleavage for “cutie” (Pick of the Month, 30th April 2016)
Kim Kardashian West nude mirror selfie (Pick of the Month, 31st March 2016)
Kendall and Kylie Jenner Topshop swimwear range photoshoot

Kardashian-Jenner Korps Instagirls Kendall & Kylie launched swimwear for Topshop (celebexposuredigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

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Rita Ora was candidly caught topless in Miami (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Rita Ora, caught topless during Miami photoshoot

And West Hollywood booty (celebexposuredigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Rita Ora, Snapchat

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Rita Ora gave “country-life” tongue (Pick of the Month, 31st March 2016)
Rita Ora gave umbrella dash nip slip (Pick of the Month, 24th December 2015)

And shared dance pole in her panties chilling weekend (celebexposuredigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Charli XCX, Instagram

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Charli XCX, Cannes pokies (Pick of the Month, 31st May 2016)
Charli XCX, drunk bath selfie (Pick of the Month, 30th April 2016)
Charli XCX, Vroom Vroom EP promos (Pick of the Month, 31st March 2016)
Charli XCX, Rita Ora—Shared Pride
Double ended solidarity!

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Paris Hilton gave bare bum for Paper’s winter issue (Pick of the Month, 24th December 2015)

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First look at Amanda Seyfried’s titties in Lovelace (Pick of the Week 15th August 2013)

Kendall Jenner gave NYC see-thru boobage (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Kendall Jenner in NYC

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Kendall Jenner, Coachella see-thru nipple (Pick of the Month, 30th April 2016)

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And tight legging toe in LA (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Chloë Grace Moretz, out and about in Los Angeles

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Chloë Grace Moretz gave kick-ass pokies and toe (Pick of the Month 30th April 2016)

Lindsay Lohan gave Maurituis generous ginger jugg pokies (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Lindsay Lohan, Maurituis

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LiLo, 7th Asian Awards pokies (Pick of the Month, 30th April 2016)
LiLo slipped a London Fashion Week nip (Pick of the Month, 30th September 2015)

Rihanna gave Barbados booty (celebexposuredigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Rihanna, Barbados

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Rihanna, “Needed Me” photoshoot (Pick of the Month, 30th April 2016)
RiRi gave see-thru boobs shooting a music video in Miami (Pick of the Month, 31st March 2016)

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Maitland Ward, topless hot tub (Pick of the Month, 30th April 2016)
Maitland Ward, peeked teat and panda perdue’d pussy (Pick of the Month, 31st March 2016)

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Ariel Winter, protruding pokies (Pick of the Month, 31st May 2016)

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Bai Ling, Night of 100 Stars nipple (Pick of the Month, 31st March 2016)
Bai Ling gave huge Archlight Theater see-thru nippleage (Pick of the Month, 24th December 2015)

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Chrissy Teigen brazenly #FreesNipple on Instagram (Pick of the Month, 6th July 2015)

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Alexa PenaVega poked it for beauty (Pick of the Month, 31st May 2016)
Alexa PenaVega gave FabFitFun endorsement pokeage (Pick of the Month, 29th February 2016)

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Sarah Hyland, golf cart ruckus tongue (Pick of the Month, 31st May 2016)
Sarah Hyland poked it for post-Easter snow (Pick of the Month, 30th April 2016)
Sarah Hyland Late Show and Peoples Choice pokeage (Pick of the Month, 31st January 2016)

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Iggy Azalea celebrated a booty-ful birthday (cheekypopdivadigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Iggy Azalea, Instagram

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Iggy Azalea, interview upskirt (Pick of the Month, 30th April 2016)

Tongue teasers

(And *hint* Nessa shared thigh declaring herself a sucker for waterfalls being tenuous sketch/story linkage)…

Vanessa Hudgens, Instagram

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.:: Top column 2 ::.
Vanessa Hudgens—“Summer at Beaver Creek”
Well, Nessa’s previously infamously leaked mighty bush shorn in those last leaks but with Spring Breakers not quite delivering on the goods some may have hoped in place of plot, to seemingly follow Hollywood film producers thinking, a reboot with a slight curl in location, take, packaging and perhaps genre is positively guaranteed to make it grow again… especially if waterfalls are involved! How to fix Hollywood’s reboot problem (variety.com). Perhaps my favourite celeb muse, but seemingly I find it hard to draw Nessa without needing to add a bush Moses could hide under (perhaps suggesting a future summertime reboot sequel to 2014’s “American biblical epic” Noah.

Kylie Jenner gave majestic see-thru nippleage (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk)…

Kylie Jenner, Instagram

Bathroom bikini (celebexposuredigest
.blogspot.co.uk)…

Kylie Jenner, Instagram

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Kylie Jenner, “beautiful Sunday” bikini (Pick of the Month 30th April 2016)

Bella Thorne is Galore’s summertime crush (celebexposuredigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Bella Thorne, Galore Summer 2016

And gave animated emoji perdue’d nipple (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Bella Thorne, Snapchat

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Bella and Dani Thorne, bikini goodness and puffy nipslip (Pick of the Month, 30th April 2016)

And this is apparently how she woke up (celebexposuredigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

JoJo, Snapchat

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JoJo gave Gummy Bear tongue (Pick of the Month, 31st May 2016)
JoJo braless see-thru nippleage (Pick of the Month, 30th April 2016)

Pixie Lott was hotpant cheeky for Breakfast at Tiffany’s (cheekypopdivadigest
.blogspot.co.uk)…

Pixie Lott, Breakfast at Tiffany’s, London’s West End

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Seemingly settled on this, to display non-mirage booty and cleavage (cheekypopdivadigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Mariah Carey, 1 Oak at The Mirage in Las Vegas

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Mariah Carey, Bat Mitzvah and vehicular nip slip (Pick of the Month, 31st May 2016)
Mariah Carey, Swedish cheek (Pick of the Month, 30th April 2016)
“Taylor Swift has allegedly been left feeling ‘horrified’ and ‘livid’ over Kanye West’s new music video for the song ‘Famous.’ According to reports, Taylor has seen the music video, which shows a Swift doppelgänger lying naked in bed with West alongside a slew of other nude celebrities, including West’s wife Kim Kardashian, Donald Trump, Rihanna, and Chris Brown, and Swift is understandably less than thrilled at how West used her likeness. ‘Taylor is livid…”

For sure, I kinda get it, West is using artistic license to suggest fame put famous all in bed together with their dramas and tribulations being mutually supportive, but, let alone that we should maybe feel more sympathy for who was placed in bed next to Trump’s cholericly divisive bare rump, with the song lyics also infamously containing “I feel like me and Taylor Swift might still have sex, I made that ***** famous” and past scrums with Taylor I’m not quite sure is totally the case with Kanye, and I may not be alone feeling that…

Kanye and Swift opinion

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 26th June 2016).

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Kanye West: secret Pirate Bay user? (Latest picks 2nd March 2016)
“It appears CaKe, a.k.a. Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne, have called off their friendship after an alleged falling out over their planned clothing line which was made from their moniker. According to a new report in OK! Magazine, the two are no longer on speaking terms and have also ended their once close friendship for good, and ditched the clothing line as well, after a disagreement over the line came between them.

You may remember some suposedly held Kendall’s non-modelling reality star Instagirl fame against her when she got—suggestively thanks to her Kardashian-Jenner Korps credentials rather than aptitude or experience—her first big modelling gig, wheras Cara, British Fashion Awards Model of the Year at the end of 2014, has suffered from some most unfortunate side effects of fame and intrusive paparazzi lens of late which has put her in low spirits and triggered the unfortunaly termed “word vomit”a few weeks back which included some negativity on the industry and wish to concentrate on her other ventures.

So is it any suprise in that while Cara, with her expressed then redacted unease with her profession may have triggered some uneasiness with some within that may have vouched for her entitlement to premier listing on the trademark, Kendall’s momager could probably get Pee-wee Herman elected President in place of Trump if endorsement revenue was opportune.

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 15th June 2016).

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Cara Delevingne gave see-thru teat treat for W (Pick of the Month, 31st May 2016)
Model agencies colluded to fix prices (Latest Picks 26th May 2016)
Cara Delevingne: “Did you just cum?”
Seemingly not the right kind of CaKe or apportioning of it’s slices.

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Suzy Cortez, campeões nus (Pick of the Month, 31st May 2016)
Suzy Cortez, all things ball supporting (Pick of the Month, 30th April 2016)
Suzy Cortez’s bunda celebrating all things football (Pick of the Month, 31st January 2016)

Arts, culture, tech. & funnies

“Elon Musk has said that there is only a ‘one in billions’ chance that we’re not living in a computer simulation. Our lives are almost certainly being conducted within an artificial world powered by AI and highly-powered computers, like in The Matrix, the Tesla and SpaceX CEO suggested at a tech conference in California. … [and] ‘soon we’ll have virtual reality, we’ll have augmented reality. If you assume any rate of improvement at all, then the games will become indistinguishable from reality, just indistinguishable.’”

Not a new “philosophical concept” but an ontological doctrine of “Idealism” much derided since the culmination of the Enlightenment until the the Wachowski Brothers’ re-introduced it to a new generation with more Matrix than Descartes’ brain in a jar or evil demon. But is it all actually more a case of hypothetical quantum physicist oneupmanship over an information “black hole information paradox?”

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 3rd June 2016).

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“Facebook could be listening in on people’s conversations all of the time, an expert has claimed. The app might be using people’s phones to gather data on what they are talking about, it has been claimed.”

Could be? Pardon me, but it seems it undoubtedly and quite admittedly is, it’s just whether we define “F’book’s” ear invasive, like we may a human beings, like a F’book moderator perhaps or a jihadi seeking spook, and, regardless, what is the the motivation for potentially sampling regional swear words and slang and—presumably—the occasional aural coitus (un)interruptus:

“Facebook says that its app does listen to what’s happening around it, but only as a way of seeing what people are listening to or watching and suggesting that they post about it. … Professor Burns has said that the tool appears to be using the audio it gathers not simply to help out users, but might be doing so to listen in to discussions and serve them with relevant advertising. She says that to test the feature, she discussed certain topics around the phone and then found that the site appeared to show relevant ads.”

But seemingly F’book’s head social honcho doesn’t seem to want it—or supposedly hackers—to hear—or see—what he has to say—or do—that may target ads for him, pictured with tape over his webcam and mic.

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 1st June 2016).

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Tags: Alexa Vega, Amanda Seyfried, Ariel Winter, Bai Ling, Bella Thorne, Candice Swanepoel, Cara Delevingne, Charli XCX, Chloe Grace Moretz, Chrissy Teigen, Christina Milian, Dani Thorne, Iggy Azalea, Joanna “JoJo” Levesque, Kendall Jenner, Kim Kardashian West, Kylie Jenner, Lindsay Lohan, Lourdes Leon, Maitland Ward, Mariah Carey, Milla Jovovich, Paris Hilton, Pixie Lott, Rita Ora, Sarah Hyland, Selena Gomez, Stella Hudgens, Suzy Cortez, Taylor Swift, Vanessa Hudgens, Victoria Justice.

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