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Pick of the Month

Pick of the Month

30th April 2016

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Here’s my grab-bag pick of the best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.

Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and I bet more than a fair few of those Kardashian-Jenner Korps critical curmudgeons and termagants would suck a nutrient Sugarbear or at least a Werther’s Original if offered endorsement opportunity too while appraising the pictorial moral turpitude they are looking at.

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Pick of the best stories & pics

Miley Cyrus gave leaked and outtake pics (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Miley Cyrus, leaked photos and outtakes

Perhaps just to get rid of them before the one time “Wrecking Ball’s” proposed summer wedding to Mr Mild, once lost now found and laying down pre-conditions Liam Hemsworth (Latest Picks 17th Mar. 2016); indeed, enjoy them while you can.

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Miley Cyrus, SoHo shopping nipple (Pick of the Month, 31st March 2016)
Christina Aguilera and Miley Cyrus gave The Voice pokeage (Pick of the Month, 29th February 2016)
Miley Cyrus festively poked it for pussy (Pick of the Month, 24th December 2015)

Kim Kardashian West gave voluminous cleavage for “cutie” (celebexposuredigest
.blogspot.co.uk)…

Kim Kardashian West

“Cutie” being her rappin’ tailor beau Pablo Kanye, who has a record to sell you may know.

Kim Kardashian West, Instagram

And vexingly reminding curmudgeons and termagants that she does indeed get much, much more “undeserved” bad behaviour attention than them (Latest Picks 13th April 2016).

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Kim Kardashian West nude mirror selfie (Pick of the Month, 31st March 2016)
Kim Kardashian West shared a sneak peek of a nude desert shoot (Pick of the Month, 24th December 2015)

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Kendall Jenner gave tight legging toe (Pick of the Month, 31st January 2016)

With time to poke endorsement of course, but… hell, it is what she does; what do you?

Kylie Jenner, Instagram

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Pia Mia Perez gave see-thru pierced nipple (Pick of the Month, 31st March 2016)
Pia Mia Perez gave bikini badink handstand (Pick of the Month, 29th February 2016)

Rihanna gave “Needed Me“ photoshoot nippleage (cheekypopdivadigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Rihanna, “Needed Me” photoshoot

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RiRi gave see-thru boobs shooting a music video in Miami (Pick of the Month, 31st March 2016)
RiRi gave Cuban-creole bare bum for Vanity Fair (Pick of the Month, 31st October 2015)

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Jessica Simpson poked fabulously long Polka Dot tongue (Pick of the Month, 31st January 2015)

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LiLo slipped a London Fashion Week nip (Pick of the Month, 30th September 2015)

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Maitland Ward, peeked teat and panda perdue’d pussy (Pick of the Month, 31st March 2016)
Bella Thorne and Maitland Ward gave Valentine’s booty (Pick of the Month, 29th February 2016)
Maitland Ward gave Snapchat shower (Pick of the Month 31st January 2016)

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Chelsea Handler, birthday bait (Pick of the Month, 31st March 2016)
Chelsea Handler shared artsy shower bare bottom (Pick of the Month, 29th February 2016)

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JoJo gym and press pokeage (Pick of the Month, 29th February 2016)

Chloë Grace Moretz gave kick-ass pokies and toe (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Chloë Grace Moretz, Equinox gym in West Hollywood

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Elusive chanteuse Mariah Carey gave Swedish cheek (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Mariah Carey, Instagram

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Mariah Carey slipped a big mama Capri nip (Pick of the Month, 6th July 2015)

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Suzy Cortez’s bunda celebrating all things football (Pick of the Month, 31st January 2016)
Parabéns! Suzy Cortez, Miss BumBum Brazil 2015 (Pick of the Month, 30th November 2015)

Tongue teasers

Acting, modelling Thorne sisters Bella and Dani gave springbreak tongue overdrive with…

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Charli XCX gave drunk bath selfie (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk)…

Charli XCX, Instagram

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Charli XCX, Vroom Vroom EP promos (Pick of the Month, 31st March 2016)
Charli XCX bottle pokies pokeage (Pick of the Month, 29th February 2016)
Charli XCX lacked FridayFeeling, gave plumbing drama pokeage (Pick of the Month, 24th December 2015)

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Kendall Jenner poked it for Byrdie (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Kendall Jenner by Nick Hudson for Byrdie

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Miley Cyrus gave planned parenthood pokeage (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Miley Cyrus, Instagram

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Becky G poked it at herself (Pick of the Month, 29th February 2016)
Becky G, 4m follower pokeage overdrive (Pick of the Month, 31st January 2016)

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Ariana Grande gave bubble and tongue (Pick of the Month, 31st January 2016)
Ariana Grande gave photoshoot tongue tease (Pick of the Month 31st August 2015)

Vanessa Hudgens gave Wizarding World Of Harry Potter tongue (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Vanessa Hudgens, Universal Studios Hollywood Hosts The Opening Of The Wizarding World Of Harry Potter

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Sarah Hyland Late Show and Peoples Choice pokeage (Pick of the Month, 31st January 2016)

.:: Top column 2 ::.
SelGo & Swift, “Same Old Love”
So “sick of that same old love”—and lack of musical progression media erection it seemingly receives—SelGo, with those “hands to herself” seemingly still giving more “rise” than Taylor’s “shake it off” could give.

Miami underboob (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk)…

Bella and Dani Thorne, beach in Miami

And mirror bare boobage (celebexposuredigest
.blogspot.co.uk). *Hint* Look in the mirror behind her on the left.

Bella Thorne, Snapchat

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Bella Thorne, happy to be home springbreak (Pick of the Month, 31st March 2016)
Dani Thorne gave “hair masters” pokeage (Pick of the Month, 31st March 2016)
Bella and Dani Thorne poked follow us incentive (Pick of the Month, 29th February 2016)

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Stella Hudgens LusterPrem endorsement pokeage (Pick of the Month, 31st January 2016)
Vanessa Hudgens gave festive Rad sweater endorsement pokeage (Pick of the Month, 24th December 2015)

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Belinda Peregrín Schull shared Acapulco belleza (Pick of the Month, 31st January 2016)

Arts, culture, tech. & funnies

Again examining the implications of for work, society and sex the introductions of increasingly life-like robots may have—and perhaps sooner than some may choose to think:

A 42-year-old product and graphic designer—and modern day Pygmalion—builds “Scarlett Johansson” robot from scratch to “fulfil childhood dream” which is apparently the “new manufacturing” to help people do high risk work, climb high mountains and descend deep oceans to realise world adventure, but indeed, you can hump “her” too, robotically or otherwise.

Mark 1
Mark 1

With such Westworld way of coming things making you wonder what customisation options could soon be on offer if RealDoll are only a programmable prosthetic skip and jump from AI.

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 4th April 2016).

Poll: If modern day Pygmalion had choice of designs on offer for you to undertake “high risk work, climb high mountains and descend deep oceans” with, which model do you pick?

Kylie Jenner 18%
Kendall Jenner 14%
Selena Gomez 12%
Kim Kardashian 11%
Miley Cyrus 11%
Bella Thorne 9%
Ariana Grande 6%
Vanessa Hudgens 6%
Rihanna 5%
Scarlett Johansson 4%
Submitting blueprint to add to list 4%

This poll has now been archived.


Scarlett Johansson—Little winter soldier warmer
Scarlett Johansson—RealDoll Little winter soldier warmer?

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“He may be the crowning jewel in Britain’s cultural crown, with commemorative events to mark to the 400th anniversary of his death dominating museums, galleries, television and theatre for months. But British people understand and like the works of William Shakespeare significantly less than those abroad, a survey has shown.”

But with those in India, Mexico, Brazil, Turkey, South Africa and China holding the Bard in greater esteem, is the “economic boost” trumping any moral, ethical or existential pathos by which his worth is justified the real capitalist tempest Prospero, the sorcerous rightful Duke of Milan, actually brought forth and left us with?

Royal Gryffindor

And, if that’s the case, should we not be insisting Prince and Duchess of whom those States-side are infatuated actually did indeed graduate from even the Bard usurping thaumaturge Harry Potter’s Hogwarts, Gryffindor or Hufflepuff?

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 19th April 2016).

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“A painting found in a leaky attic in Toulouse has been provisionally identified as a lost masterpiece by late 16th-century Italian painter Caravaggio worth an estimated €120m (£95.7m). A French art expert said he believed that the bloody biblical scene was Caravaggio’s Judith Beheading Holofernes, painted in the early 17th century and lost a century later. … The large painting was discovered two years ago in a sealed attic in the South-western French city when the house owners were searching for the source of a leak in the roof.”

A lucky find indeed on a rainy day, but although unsigned and authenticity uncertain, if genuine—or perhaps even not—does a look at poor Holofernes’ anguished but extremely detailed face add painterly weight to the hypotheses that Caravaggio and other masters of his era made use of the camera obscura?

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 12th April 2016).

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For sure, FBI didn’t need Apple to bend over to core roger it’s devices encryption after all, being able to pick up a device that could do it for them at a FoneFun shop for a ton score (Latest picks 18th Feb. 2016, updated 6th Apr. 2016), but have other devices encryption been compromised by surveillancing powers that be for some time longer?

“Canadian police have been in possession of a BlackBerry master encryption key since 2010, according to a pair of blockbuster reports today from Vice News and its sister site Motherboard. The reports say the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP) used the key in a criminal investigation between 2010 and 2012 to intercept over 1 million BlackBerry messages sent using its proprietary BBM service. … It’s unclear how the RCMP obtained the key … [but] documents now confirm police keep a server in Ottawa to ‘simulates a mobile device that receives a message intended for [the rightful recipient],’ Vice reports. From there, the ‘BlackBerry interception and processing system’ decrypts the message using the master key.”

Indicative of more terrorist presense in the Big Country than suspected or just that meth-moving biker gangs at war preferred the Berry? And if Mounties got the master key from an uncertain source who else may have too?

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“Mozilla released details about the Tofino project Friday, saying a six-person team at Mozilla will consider how to radically revamp Web browsers. … Instead of using the core tech of Firefox, called Gecko, Tofino uses an outside project called Electron built on Google Chrome’s foundation called Chromium. That would be as surprising as Apple testing new iPhone interface ideas by using the Android software from archrival Google instead of its own iOS.

“Mozilla is still staunchly backing Firefox and its core technology. But the fact that the Tofino team decided it could work faster with Electron shows how hard it is to keep up with Chrome, which is worrisome for Firefox’s future.”

Is Chrome a better browser though—which adoption of Chromium, the open-source web browser project from which Google Chrome draws its source code seems to suggest—or just a lesser funded free-software community project no longer getting revenue for having Google set as default search engine realising its limitations to the de facto name or recommendation for browser?

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 12th April 2016).

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Mozilla tells Google, it’s not you anymore, it’s Yahoo (Pick of the Week, 26th November 2014)

“Google became one of the most powerful companies on the planet by addressing a once-in-a-generation problem: Make it easy for people to search for stuff online. Now it’s the one doing the searching—for the next big thing.

“Alphabet, Google’s parent company, is hard at work tinkering with a sweep of projects, from Wi-Fi-connected thermostats to nanoparticles for detecting cancer. That kind of experimentation isn’t cheap or quick. Sales from those projects, which Alphabet calls ‘Other Bets,’ brought in $166 million last quarter, up from $80 million a year earlier. But losses from those experiments widened to $802 million last quarter from $633 million this time last year. Normally that wouldn’t matter much, but pressure is sure to mount after the company’s disappointing earnings report on Thursday. CEO Larry Page missed Wall Street’s targets on both sales and profit. ”

A desire if not yet an actual need to autocomplete with “Other bets” letters found in Alphabet soup that are invariably not as safe and ad-wordedly captive audience simple a one that puts investors off, but does their “other bets” world-changing “don’t be evil” idealism still pretty much amount to providing developing nations with lack of sufficient sanitation or drinkable water recommendation searchable internet access so they can receive targeted ads for Calvin Kleins on their net-connected phone too?

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 23rd April 2016).

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Why Google is renaming itself “Alphabet” (Latest picks 13th August 2015)

And lastly, most sadly…

“Prince, the pioneering musician, has died at his home at the age of 57, days after being rushed to hospital after falling ill on tour. The singer, real name Prince Rogers Nelson, was confirmed dead at Paisley Park, Minnesota, the estate where he lived and worked in a recording studio, after his body was found unresponsive. Fans laid purple flowers on Thursday around the compound in tribute as they flocked to console one another, with musicians around the world hailing Prince and his legacy.”

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 21st April 2016).

“Adult film actor Amber Rayne, a 10-year veteran of the porn industry, has died at the age of 31 in her Los Angeles home, according to the county medical examiner. Rayne was one of five women to recently accuse fellow adult actor James Deen of assaulting her during a scene, joining porn star Stoya in coming forward.”

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 5th April 2016).

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