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Pick of the Week—Best of 2014

31st December 2014

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Here’s the best of my grab-bag pick of the best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness for 2014.

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Pick of the best stories & pics

2014 Best of…

Celeb stories


That pretty much defined Brit-Brit’s year, as well as lining some pockets and purses with talk of retirement after.

With much tongue-poking and O-face-making capturing much attention in some quarters.

Michelle Rodriguez with Cara Delevingne at NY Knicks game

For sure! I’ll be back in a moment.

Confirming they were indeed dating in February it was sadly not to last, but there was to be some fun along the way, for it was however very much going to be the model minx’s year.

Former gossip girl Taylor Momsen got Pretty Reckless baring her bottom on the bands Going To Hell album cover with black cross front and back pointing south of heaven.

Taylor Momsen, Pretty Reckless Going To Hell album cover


Having pretty much bared it all on a Wrecking Ball at the end of the last, this year was all about a closer look for Miley Cyrus, who shared her pillows with W

Miley Cyrus, W magazine

Having certainly been last years most talked about person, she started to lose ground, with perhaps some of her fickle old fans at least. This year was seemingly all about finding and giving that closer look at her “inner Miley”, which indeed still turned out to be still poking out that tongue in a sweet leaf emblazoned Hungry Hippos onesie.

And then, sliding down a giant replica of her tongue a lot of bent over twerking ensued with a host of characters that really should not be following you after you left the fairground…

Miley Cyrus, Bangerz Tour performance in Vancouver

The young Kardashian Korps. fashion envoy certainly pulled off a lot this year, exposing model bits again in June and September.


Following on from her strip for Playboy’s 60th anniversary last year, March saw Kate Moss gave boob, bush and naked ass for Lui.

Kate Moss, Lui magazine

Beyond the few who live to get rough and ready in their 140-character limit, no one really noticed, rather just waiting for something feminine to pop out, which it did with gusto in July.


Yep, for sure, I know, both Michelle and Cara are bisexual, but it was either “lesbian lovers” or “bisexual babes”—you get the point and so did Google; I actually prefered to suggest that they were fabricación de tortillas (pelangoche but that euphemism seemed not to roll off the tongue for some, and she threw a chancla ( at me.

Lindsay Lohan is The Ginger Witch
LiLo’s proclivity for wardrobe malfunction guaranteed her part in Age of Ultron as the Scarlet hex-bungling Ginger Witch.

Despite not getting the Avengers: Age of Ultron part she was interested in, it was certainly a slightly better year for LiLo, picking up towards its end with her shift to London and West End stage debut.

Which would cause all hell to break lose, globally #FreeNipples and create a rich vein for comedienne Chelsea Handler to dig after Instagram took down a pic of RiRi’s bum from the shoot in May.

Rihanna, Lui magazine


The Miley Cyrus Facial Show
The Miley Cyrus Facial Show. For sure, it’s only a matter of time, say Wednesday week.

It was certainly pop’s new Everything girl Ariana Grande’s year this year.


For sure, #FreeTheNipple dominated 2014’s internet campaign trail with many celebs getting involved to promote chest bearing equality.

But that many did so after a rebuke from Instagram’s Automated Bare Ass & Nipple Checker bot suggested that simply not reading the TOS, or thinking it didn’t apply to them may have been a factor.

It also demonstrated mileage for many, who now had a meme to pin on topless social media snaps they would have posted anyway—if not on new queen of social media, Instagram, then on good ol’ Twitter, which has never really had any issue with bare bits.

As the #FreeTheNipple ( arthouse documentary film is about to be released there is also some murmuring that the whole thing was nothing but a giant PR stunt to promote said nipple freeing documentary. Indeed, Entertainment Tonight interviewed Lina Esco, the actress behind the campaign movement and she sheepishly confessed that the movie/documentary idea pokied first and then the movement.

More on that in the new years first Pick of the Week (14th Jan. 2015).

Leading up to her booty bouncing partnership with J-Lo in August.

Jennifer Lopez gave a bootyful free concert in her hometown, the Bronx, which pretty much worked out as a rehersal for what would be that “Booty” thumper-bumper later in August with Iggy.

Jennifer Lopez, Orchard Beach concert in the Bronx

Admittedly, appalling sound quality should have got someone a red card.

Reportedly the 21-year-old bushy browed model minx was the one to call off the relationship because things were getting too serious too quickly but rumours abounded of issues with continued partying dalliances with other female friends, including Suki Waterhouse, Sienna Miller, Rihanna and former “wifey” Rita Ora.

Cara continued to pull faces, poke tongue and bite ass with a whole host including Selena Gomez while Michelle ended up with Zac Efron for a time at least.


A difficult start to the year for Selena Gomez had seen her dodge rehab rumours and fallings out with the Jenner siblings at Coachella—over Justin Beiber of course.

SelGo & Cara—Sapphica
All I can say is if it didn’t, it should’ve, and that my inbox is always open.


In what had been a broad in the beam year so far for Kim Kardashian West, we discovered that two guys actually got paid to rub sand on her badunkadunk for that photoshoot in Thailand.

Not a bum deal

Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea shook “Booty”. Earth’s increased gravity made walking—or indeed standing in public—incredibly difficult for many watchers.

Jennifer Lopez, Booty feat. Iggy Azalea


Kim Kardashian West’s badunkadunk bagged her GQ’s Woman of the Year 2014. Her dapper rapper tailor beau Kanye vowed to design leather tracksuit bottoms for it which would dare not rip (, Oct. 2013).

Kim Kardashian West, GQ Woman of the Year 2014

Fashion Rocks celebrated the relationship between music, fashion and great ass with Jennifer Lopez and Nicki Minaj. Convection caused the tectonic plates in Nicki’s ass to spread initiating continental drift.

Jennifer Lopez, Fashion Rocks held at the Barclays Center of Brooklyn
Nicki Minaj, Fashion Rocks held at the Barclays Center of Brooklyn


Chelsea Handler, Instagram

And Instagram’s Automated Bare Ass Checker bot too it seems, which did not escape comedienne Chelsea Handler, likely because she welcomed the opportunity to compare her bits which she has the right to bare with anyone other than Vladimir “mine are big in Crimea” Putin’s.

With the mighty fuss her big bare bum caused some may have thought some looked on purpose instead of it and that champaign glass landing and balancing Photoshop precariously in their lap while reading a copy of The Fortean Times on the karzi.

“Midler made headlines on Tuesday when she discussed the pornification of the pop industry in a new interview with the British newspaper, citing Ariana Grande as one of the many women who, she claims, use their music to promote sex.”

Seriously, was it really any other way? I guess Marlene Dietrich was just flogging feather boas.

Ariana Grande—The Champagne Incident
For sure, Kim K.s #BreakTheInternet party arse piece was Photoshopped, but did you expect anything else with such a novel glass arse balancing concept in the same way that you wouldn’t expect anything else from lesser bootied Ariana Grande’s own cork catching “The Champagne Incident” from me?
“Indianara Carvalho, the 22-year-old representing Santa Catarina state was crowned Miss BumBum Brazil 2014 in São Paulo.”


If stamp licking ever comes back into vogue world domination is assured and tongue fetish suddenly became as mainstream as squirting.

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SelGo Squirt
SelGo wasn’t squirting details on her “secret project”.

Leaked pictures & sex tapes





April saw those purportedly leaked cell phone pictures of Demi Lovato for sale finally start to arrive, but still could not find a publisher willing to be sued…

Purportedly leaked cell phone pictures of Demi Lovato


May saw snaps of Latina La Reina del Rock Alejandra Guzmán’s 23-year-old wayward daughter Frida Sofia naked and acostarse con rosemaria!

Frida Sofia, naked and… smoking
Britney Spears—The Vegas Years: Hooked a Piece of Me
Britney Spears—The Vegas Years: Hooked a Piece of Me


September saw by far the biggest story of the year which was to become known as “The Fappening”.

How that massive celebrity hack “The Fappening” might have happened.

“The leak of personal photos of more than 100 female celebrities, nude and otherwise, has tech observers questioning and debating potential vulnerabilities in Apple’s iCloud.”
“The Fappening”

With suprisingly no one voicing it may have been an inside job as appeared to be the case with the third-party co. invoved in the SnapChat “Snapperning” soon after.

Jennifer Lawarence, Kate Upton, Rihanna, Kim Kardashian West, Victoria Justice, Avril Lavigne and lots, lots more—including the most endearing Vanessa Hudgens, caught out once again, and revealing to all that she had got rid of that prodigious bush.

Rihanna, hacked leaked pics
Vanessa Hudgens, hacked leaked pics

Certainly, the most interesting thing for the observer not admitting to have looked at J-Law’s jigglings was that this scandal highlighted a sea-change in reaction to leaked snaps, with a moral imperative thrust onto the shoulders of the viewer—not just the hacker or those uploading—in a way that has not occurred with the countless snaps and sex tapes in the past, ensuring a backlash as well as legal threats to sites that hosted.

Upon finally coerced into pulling down its page as much as anything else, Reddit, the initial source for many, explained:

“The website issued an explanation for its decision to pull down the ‘subreddit’ page, in a post titled ‘Every Man Is Responsible For His Own Soul.’”

Oops! Best wardrobe malfunctions




Avril Lavigne—crackshot revisited
Having nearly lost her bikini bottoms in Cancun and shiny short shorts and suspenders raising much Mountain View, a crackshot revisited is surely on the cards very soon.


For sure, a lot more was a-fappening from J-Law before the year was out.



Taylor Swift—“Country Seat”
With the link between fashion, music and ass posed by September’s FashionRocks, Taylor Swift mulled if extra cushion should have padded the VMAs display of her “country seat”.



Rihanna’s ever changing hair styles
RiRi’s ever changing hair styles and colours makes it a wonder just what she may have down there today; is she heading for that broad landing strip or a fluffy pink full-bush Brazilian?

Arts, culture, tech. & funnies


January saw Mikhail Kalashnikov, inventor of the AK47, the world’s most “popular” weapon lay down the lead aged 94, leaving many to debate the man and the legacy of his weapon, an invention he wished had been a lawnmower.

Mikhail Kalashnikov

The years most ridiculous story came early when businessman, advertising supremo and art collector Charles Saatchi, 70, challenged The Spectator columnist Taki Theodoracopulos, 77, to a cage fight.

Saatchi Vs. Taki, mortal combat!


Encouraging more studios and multi-billion dollar economy generated to roll wagon for Nevada.

And so factions went to the mattresses as the personal feuds within the world’s largest and most powerful trafficking organization were revealed.

El Chapo, El Bravo, El Condor… It certainly gave a few “honourifics envy”.


Yep, and they probably had a jolly good laugh at you doing that too.

Iggy Azalea—Hoopla!
Recalling the big thumbs Iggy gave Rita, a novel hoopla twist was introduced at the show!

Accountants for the fantasy-rooted Tokyo-based Mt Gox exchange are still looking for for thirteen dwarves and a hobbit.


Instead they had to settle for the “Chocolate King” Petro Poroshenko. Vader’s application for Mayor and parliament were also refused and he was last reported to be considering standing for Ukip.


And finally, sad news




“After opening the floor up to questions [on the abduction and apparent massacre of 43 trainee teachers by corrupt police in league with drug gang members] from the reporters and taking little over 15 minutes of questions, as the moderator was about to move on to another question, the Attorney General interrupted and said ‘Muchas Gracias. Ya me Canse’, which translates to ‘Thank you. I am Tired’ but can be better interpreted as ‘Thank you. I am fed up’.”

That’s it

SelGo got Boobs!

So there you have it, those were my picks of the year. Did I miss anything? If you feel so, please let me know. Wishing you a wonderful start to 2015!


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